Tennis Is For Posh Kids
The best thing about football is that you can go down the park with your mates, make a couple of posts out of jumpers, cricket stumps or even your bike and have yourself a good old kick about. Anyone can do it and it doesn't cost a thing. And then there's tennis. You can't just pop down the park for a game of tennis. You need a proper tennis court. And those cost money my good friends, lots and lots of money. Posh people either have them in their garden or have membership at their local tennis club. They look down on the rest of us. And their kids are even worse. This t shirt is for them. It's a yellow t shirt with dark green print and it says everything you always wanted to say to the posh kids with their racket bags.