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I Piss Excellence

100% Cotton T-shirt, retro style designed by Balcony Shirts, regular wash.

 

£12.50

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Uni-sex hooded top. Double Fabric Hood, nice and cosy, twin needle stitching, ribbed cuffs & hem.

 

£25.00

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£7.00

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I Piss Excellence

Not a lot of people know this but I'm really good at card tricks. I can pluck them from the air and then make them disappear again. I can rip them up and then restore them to their original glory. I can even do that trick that David Blaine does where you get the spectator to choose a card and then throw the whole pack at a shop window - not only does the spectators card stick to the window, it's on the inside. I can do that. I'm excellent at it. I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence. This t shirt is sky blue with navy blue print, which is rather excellent in itself.

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