I Piss Excellence
Not a lot of people know this but I'm really good at card tricks. I can pluck them from the air and then make them disappear again. I can rip them up and then restore them to their original glory. I can even do that trick that David Blaine does where you get the spectator to choose a card and then throw the whole pack at a shop window - not only does the spectators card stick to the window, it's on the inside. I can do that. I'm excellent at it. I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence. This t shirt is sky blue with navy blue print, which is rather excellent in itself.