I Swam The Channel T-shirt (But I Got The Boat Back)
The first person to swim The English Channel was Captain Matthew Webb on 25 - 26th August 1875 when it took him 21 hours and 45 minutes. The current World record for the fastest swim is 6 hours and 55 minutes by Trent Grimsey on September 8th 2012, while the slowest crossing took 28 hours and 44 minutes when strong currents made Jackie Cobell swim for 65 instead of 21 miles in July 2010. Well we've never swam the channel but if we did we'd definitely get the boat back. And we'd wear this retro-styled t-shirt all the way home.