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Quit Your Job And Keep Chickens

100% Cotton T-shirt, retro style designed by Balcony Shirts, regular wash.

 

£12.50

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Fabric neck tie with sliding, adjustable buckle. Fabric 90cm long ties, Width 72cm. Length 86cm. Industrial laundry 85°C. Domestic wash 60°C. Weight: 195 gsm

 

£15.00

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Quit Your Job And Keep Chickens

There are over 24 billion chickens on Planet Earth. They are the World's commonest bird, to such an extent that there are now more chickens than there are human beings. This means that more than ever we need people to look after them, as there are now so many of them that they could rise up and take over - and then what would happen? We'd all end up working for the chickens that's what. Not funny. With this in mind we've produced this cool retro-styled t-shirt to help change the pecking order and to encourage you - yes, YOU! - to quit your job and keep chickens. They call this subliminal messaging don't they? Well we all need to act now and wear this t-shirt before the chickens seize control - after all, who wants to live in a poultry-powered World? You know it makes sense. Do it now - while you still can...

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