When I Grow Up I Want To Be A Ninja
When you're young you've got your whole life ahead of you, and one of things that pretty much everyone thinks, is that one day, when they get around to it, they're gonna master a martial art. Oh yes. Black belt? No sweat. Maybe even learn to use a nunchuck properly? Yes Sir. All of that. But as time slips by, you realise that your dream of becoming a ninja is in the past. Well, not anymore. Wear this T-shirt and celebrate the fact that one day, maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but soon, you're going to be a NINJA! NNYYYYAAAA!!!