Well we all know one don't we? You know, the person who says that they're 'only saying what everyone is thinking but are too afraid to say', who are 'just being honest with you', who tells you that you'll 'get things straight' from them, who doesn't beat about the bush or sit on the fence, who's just 'telling you like it is' and thinks they're doing you a favour when they do... yes, that's right, it's the social assassin - just the person to curb your enthusiasm. But don't you find that even though they can be rude they can sometimes also be funny - you somehow can't hate them although you certainly can't love them, and at least now you can get them a cool retro-styled t-shirt. Maybe that will cheer them up a bit. Then again, maybe not.