Sex Panther - the ultimate mens cologne. It's made with bits of real panther so you know it's good. Illegal in nine countries, Sex Panther has a record with the ladies that no other cologne can boast. Sixty per cent of the time, it works all the time. And that's a fact folks. So wear this and enjoy the results.
Balcony Shirts - Combining Funny T-Shirts with Fictional Products since 2003 Ignore the fact that it may smell like pure gasoline (not the t-shirt). It'll have the ladies purring before you know it. This classic t shirt comes in a whole host of colours so there's one for all moods. If the cologne doesn't help get the girl, the t shirt will.
We really like the black tee, and to be honest with you, that's the most popular, but that damn Sex Panther shirt comes in brown too, and you should never forget the brown, that's what my old nan used to say, anyway.