:: Balcony Retro Original
Won't Somebody Please Think Of The Children T shirt
- Super Soft Cotton
- Exclusive To Balcony
- Small to XXL
- Patronising
Won't Somebody Please Think Of The Children?
Imagine the scene: "Excuse me, I've just found a wasp in my can of pop."
"Really? We're very sorry to here that madam."
"Well, I'd like some compensation please."
Well, madam, we can assure you that the wasp wasn't in the can when it left our factory, it must have made it's way in there after you had opened it."
"No, I could hear it in the can - BEFORE I opened it."
"That's not possible madam."
"Are you calling me a liar? I want £10,000 compensation."
"What are you being compensated for? Did you suffer illness or injury? Or where you unable to work after the incident?"
"It was distressing, I've got children you know?!"
"Sorry madam, we can offer you a free can of pop?"
"But... but... but... won't somebody PLEEEASE think of the children?"
Available in blue or red. This T-shirt will remind you to never, ever, stop thinking of the children.