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Hayes - Wake Up And Smell The Coffee T-shirt
- 100% Cotton
- 100% Westside
- 100% Non-Organic
- Gertcha!
Hayes - Wake Up And Smell The Coffee T-Shirt
Hayes is in West London and is the nearest town to Balcony HQ on this illustrious list. Former England Footballer Glenn Hoddle was born here – but let’s not hold that against it. George Orwell lived in Hayes for a while, working as a schoolmaster. He was full of praise, describing it as "one of the most godforsaken places I have ever struck". A little harsh we feel. Residents of Hayes will know exactly what we are getting at with this particular shirt. Home to the Nestle factory, you can quite literally wake up and smell the coffee. Which is kind of nice. If you like coffee. This fine example of retro coolness is available in a red t shirt with white print.