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Ladies At Least I'm Not Pregnant T-shirt

Ladies At Least I'm Not Pregnant T-shirt

Thursday 17th April

Dear diary, Today has been awful. Firstly, my alarm didn’t go off so I overslept by half an hour, then I went to have a shower and the blooming boiler had broken down so, no hot water. I thought to myself ‘everything’s ok, calm down, just have a cup of coffee.’ And guess what there was no coffee…I forgot that I had finished it last night after that weird bloke carol sent me on a blind date with invited himself in. To make matters worse, half way to the train station it began to pour with rain and I had forgotten my umbrella, so my hair and make up were ruined. On top of that a car drove through a massive puddle (and it looked like they did it on purpose) causing a tide of water to cover my brand new t shirt I got from Balcony Shirts, which is now ruined. Then I had a meeting with Brian from head office, which would be ok if he wasn’t such a letch. But, I suppose even he wouldn’t find me attractive, seeing as how I looked such a state by the time I actually got to work! And then I had to stay late as dean from finance wants our monthly figures by Monday…and I hadn’t even started them, so I ended up missing the last train home and having to pay for a taxi. But when I got home I had a glass of wine, listened to Daniel Powter's ‘bad day’ and thought - at least I’m not pregnant.

XXX