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Strictly For My Ninjas T-shirt
- Melange grey
- Super soft
- Silk screened design
- Nicest T-shirt ever?
Strictly For My Ninjas T-shirt
Everyone knows that ninjas are cool; they are used for sabotage, espionage and assassination. Making them the James Bond of Japan, only they’re real, have fewer gadgets and are more retro, and we here at balcony are all about the retro. The ninjas first came about as a means of attacking the better armed and ruling samurai and historians say that this is shown in the ninjas smaller weapons…your jokes are welcome and feel free to send them in on a postcard. Ninjas also aren’t sexist, they allow women to join, although their role tends to be the seduction of enemies. However, this is still a useful tactic as every man weakness is a deadly seductive ninja. By wearing this t-shirt you become a ninja and that means that you can rightfully attack Tom Cruise as he is ‘the last samurai.’